摩登家庭第三季

一 牛仔哥也抵不过渴望水疗的do we 曼尼 还有菲儿和old timern这个boy也够滑头的，强吻这个伎俩真是酷的可以 酷炫的直攻正门而不是更中和的侧面而且还诱使爱丽可思do secoud and there这第一集料可真多四 随记随写的小note a good saleman goes after moby dick in a rowboat and bring the tartar sauce with him sell the warping for ticket but what the weird sound of that and youtube video for crezy ball五 壁橱和梦想 小卡追车之飞翔的翅膀七 suprise dance guy of jay ，real gay cam for ladi kiss 九 十 有趣温馨其乐融融的感恩节圣诞节十一 菲尔之电视问答节目的special one 赛马大会的杰十二 菲尔千呼万唤自出来的sixth keys十三 电音版的浪荡演讲 狗狗浴袍 闪闪亮的蓝裙子十七 jay is who still a guy二十 异想天开的菲尔 what looks good what looks good二一 plane down to car up to old plane ，big sport on ocean二二 海莉那个对镜头抛的媚眼真是醉了 迪士尼新旧club 45 迷你特awnsomewas screaming and swallowed bug come on there new word in three you are the one who need to back off 二四 西班牙家庭baby剧

1.There are dreamers and there are realists in this world.You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers,the realists would find realists,but more often than not,the opposite is true.You see,the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun.And the realists,well without the dreamers,they might not ever get off the ground.

06（保护与面对同龄女的自我认可） 08（big one Gloria mommy Own charms He between jay phil ） 09（Haley power Dreamers realists lovers🎃✨） 10（🌟🥹everyday December 16th） 14（so nice Danielle Spanish drama Laugh Betty Luke ） 15（funny adults moment） 16（cool dad,never blew it,doll grows,trust ） 17（period ） 21（journey with u young u and old） 23（draw in reality ） 24（just the same love ballet lily family moments wonderful age for everyone ）

平均分：4.54⭐️E01 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️怀俄明的西部农场度假。

Jay&Phil的断背山Dylan跟Claire的尴尬谈话E02 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Pritchett家的人好胜心都很强，不愿承认错误。

Gloria在电话里用哥伦比亚领带威胁校长E03 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Gloria引诱Stella咬鞋。

Phil走钢丝。

“Dad, you’re making the impossible unimpossible.”E04 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Claire为了Stop sign收集邻居签名。

Manny挨家挨户推销包装纸。

Cam和Gloria沿街找Stella。

Phil反复被篮球砸E05 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Gloria性感穿着帮Jay谈生意。

“Wow me.”E06 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Phil带Haley参观自己的母校Claire的fun night跟基友狂欢结果对方是直男E07 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Phil的新邻居Kevin HartCam在酒吧装直男勾搭美女Jay给Gloria惊喜Salsa dancingE08 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Phil买回草泥马🦙Alex从宅男手中拿回遥控直升机🚁E09 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️（本季最佳）感恩节。

Dreamers and realists.“日后有人问起我们婚姻破裂的前兆我是不是该想起此刻？

”E10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Express Christmas. Mitch买圣诞树E11 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Phil以为自己得了绝症Gloria不小心吸进去一个小虫然后呸呸Mitch把Cam的奖杯从车库里找出来E12 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Gloria和Haley迟到搞砸了Phil的宣讲会C&M的第二个领养孩子母亲来访，被Cam唱歌感动到放弃E13 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️电音版Phil辩论发言E14 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Your sister is mad at our sister.”Cam和Gloria厨房放音乐一起做饭E15 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Jay藏起几枚Manny的lucky coinClaire喝高了要捐卵子给C&ME16 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Manny开车Phil和Haley、Alex带Lily去修洋娃娃E17 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️闰年2.29。

Cam生日。

Luke全身假血假装割伤手指Gloria：“Nobody calls him gradpa.” Luke: “I do.”E18 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Manny野马装闪亮全场E19 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Claire选举日，掉了一颗牙“You dated a Dottie after Dede?”E20 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️邻居Walt的骨灰被海鸟叼走C&M的爹为他俩谁是女方而争论E21 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️流浪汉用Lily的兔子擦鼻涕Claire在沙滩翻跟头弄丢跑车钥匙E22 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️迪士尼。

Haley勾引帅哥Phil坐过山车“Do I look like I’m joking?”E23 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Phil炒鱿鱼MitchAlex的模仿名画项目E24 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️C&M领养孩子遭遇拉丁dramaLily跟Jay跳舞

#06Jay: We all struggle with limitations... Some we're willing to accept... And some we're not. It's never too late to grow in life. #07Manny: He's learning to dance, but he's just to tense.Jay: It's not working out.Manny: 'cause you're not letting go.Jay: I'm trying. Don't you think I want to be all smooth and make your mom happy out there? But I just can't do it, that's all.Manny: Jay, I'm not giving up on you.Mitchell: Okay. Hey, Manny, would you give us a second? Thanks. Dad, look, I-I know this is weird, but you and I are a lot alike. We're self-conscious, okay? So, um, here. Just... Jay: The hell is this?Mitchell: It's just something that some people take at clubs to, you know, loosen up.Jay: You take this?Mitchell: A gay man who hates dancing lives in a sad and lonely little world. This just melts your inhibitions, and-- and you can dance all night. Plus it gives you a raging--Jay: I don't wanna-- I don't like this at all.Mitchell: Just hold on to it. Just in case. Keep it. Come on. It's fine.Gloria: You know, I think I should go home to my loving husband and pull him close and tell him that I danced with 20 men.Jay: He's not home. He's in a dicey neighborhood worried about his car.Gloria: Jay!Jay: What, are we goon kiss or dance?Gloria: Let's dance!Jay: I'm dead set against drugs. "Just say no" and all that stuff. But I thought, just this once for Gloria. And if I was goon make a complete ass of myself, I didn't wanna remember it.Mitchell: The big drug I gave him-- baby aspirin. Orange-flavored. He could have chewed it.#08Phil: There you are. I really need to talk to you.Jay: You really don't.Phil: Jay, please. It's about work. I got a text during your massage. I've been offered a partnership in a new agency. Jay: Oh, good for you.Phil: I am not so sure. I mean, there's--there's a big upside, but I have a stable job right now. I have three kids, and at least one of them's going to college. Worse case scenario, they all go. Jay: Well, what does Claire think?Phil: I haven't told her yet. I wanted to talk to you first. You've done this.Jay: Well, I think that there's only really one question. Phil: Whether I'm ready to run my own company?Jay: Ah, you're great with people. We know you're a good salesman. You've managed to provide a good living in tough times. Phil: Then what? Is this the right time?Jay: Never a perfect time. House could burn down tomorrow. Question is, do you want this? Phil: Yeah. Yeah, I really want it. Jay: Then gamble on yourself. I'd gamble on you.Phil: I'm gonna do it.Jay: There you go.Phil: Thanks, Jay.Jay: If I could only save one possession in a fire, probably my first set of golf clubs. My old man gave 'em to me. Gloria: The engagement ring that Jay gave me that changed my life.Mitchell: Lily's adoption papers.Cam: I was gonna say adoption papers. So I guess, then, I would say y mom's recipe book.Phil: All our family photos... which I keep on my iPad, so my iPad.Claire: As long as I have my family, I wouldn't need anything else.All: Aw, man!Claire: What!Phil: You say something like that, it makes us all seem petty.Claire: Well... I know.All: Hiss!#09Cam: There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists... well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground. #10Cam: Jay! Jay! Jay!Jay: You wanna hug me, don't you?Cam: I kind of do.Jay: 4 to 5 seconds.Cam: 45 seconds?Jay: 4 to 5 seconds.Cam: Oh, okay.Gloria: Family is family. Whether it's the one you start out with... the one that you end up with... Or the family that you gain along the way... Which makes every day December 16th.#12Claire: You know, this is your fault.Jay: What?Claire: The way we compete with each other it's-- is sick. It's so sick, two 13-year-olds know how to take advantage of us. And you know what? You made me this way.Jay: How do you figure that?Claire: Dad! You pushed me into sports. You never let me win. You know, that stuff... it does something to a girl.Jay: For your information, you came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there you bumped off.Claire: If you saw that in me, why didn't you discourage it?Jay: Why would I discourage something that I love?Claire: Really?Jay: You kidding? You're a fighter. The thing I love about you is you never give up.Claire: Dad...Dad.Jay: Even though I clearly designed a superior egg container.Claire: Out of your mind, old man.Jay: Only one way to find out.#17Phil: And that was how they apologized to me. At least, I - I think it was. I could never ask them.#21Manny: They say the important thing in life isn't the destination. It's the journey, the challenges you face along the way... the unexpected twists and turns... the disappointments you overcome. But they're wrong. It's all about the destination, especially when the destination is your amazing oceanfront hotel. #24Gloria: There's certain moments in life that you never forget. Like when I held Manny in my arms for the very first time. I was nervous. I didn't know what I was doing. And I was so excited to see him grow up. And the more he becomes the little man I know today, the more I know I would do it all over again...

最近厌倦没完没了的阴谋、血腥、冲突，转向这种短平快的肥皂剧，结果还不错。

人物性格非常鲜明，我爱这种夸张性格的美式幽默。

臭美的，时不时愤愤你们美国人怎么怎么的Gloria，老实，有时有点狡猾，有时异想天开的小胖子Manny，觉得自己就是真理的Claire，非常感性的Phil，有点自私的Mitchell，爱打扮的Haley，自觉天才的爱学习的Alex等等。

1让我当一个大人却从没把我当成大人来看2好笑又感动 孩子从父母身上学习特点3love the way you are4努力过就好/奉承富人5参选镇议员主线 以及父子有代沟6海莉要上大学 父子代沟继续7今天的好笑 长大后很难交到朋友or好朋友就在身边8笑死了 火灾时你会保存的一样物品是什么9格劳丽亚说自己是个没有安全感的可怜虫的时候 怜爱了 梦想家和现实家常常混搭 感动 就是结尾有点仓促10小卡和杰抱在一起的时候好温馨 家人就是共度一生的人 也很温馨11纯搞笑 也没那么搞笑12竞争有时候最好的方式是使阴招 收养孩子失败13竞选开始14feel special备受重视 小卡戴上豹纹巾的时候很感动15代孕不成 格劳丽亚以前还当过夜间出租车司机 她好丰富16海莉1817这一集很感动 小卡和爱人抱在一起的时候很感动 他说了一整天他的愿望 他只是想十岁 菲尔登上游乐设施的时候也很感动 以及格劳丽亚说 鲁莽冲动也不是那么好 冷静 calm down calm down 意外得知了莉莉的名字原来来自小卡家的一只猪18今天的摩登家庭也很好笑 意外看到了老把戏是不成其的 得利用人性本善 另外意外看到了社交网络对人们关系的影响 孩子不加父母好友为了保有一些隐私权 以及在社交网络上谨慎袒露信息19努力后有一些些进步就好 没什么可羞耻的 互相帮助依靠的感觉太好了20我们都会面临衰老和死亡的那一天 我会记得我爸爸花了一整天时间为了和我创造一些特殊回忆所做的事 爸爸把她的名字缩写写在了月光餐厅上 很感动 任何一种反应都是合理的 没有刻板的什么才是正确的标准反应21结尾相互依偎很感人 哈哈哈 我最擅长当一个花瓶了 小卡买了短袍小人也很不错22意外发现杰和前妻的离婚故事 因为责任坚持到了孩子长大 然后离婚 哈哈哈 迪士尼23一大家子人还是温暖24这一集好好笑哈哈哈哈哈 格劳丽亚怀孕了 海莉要去上大学了 收养孩子也暂时告一段落了 主线都收拢了 另外 我也开始被迫影子跟读了 哈哈哈哈哈

dede觉得不是简单的一个让大家嘲笑的纸片人角色，好比简·爱里罗切斯特关在楼上的疯妻子，背后包含着无数的心酸与苦楚。

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

S3E21 本集不是特别好笑。

但Phil 的跑车代表了在忙碌的生活中减压。

S3E22 客气的迪士尼全家游。

Phil和Luke的funny relationship ，Luke 这个孩子虽然有点weird但其实很善解人意。

Jay对Gloria的贴心。

I am in pain just thinking about you r in pain 。

S3E24 Jay 真的是一个很棒的家长，虽然平时不太热络，但关键时刻总是很鼓励人心。

他和lily起舞的那段让人泪目。

Luke小宝贝真是古灵精怪，太可爱了，爸妈的贴心小棉袄。

多给莉莉点细节吧，突然说话真吓人。

好像是换人，脱离不会说话的婴儿时期来找新剧情。

人物形象开始拓展，不同性格面也开挖，克莱尔的高中，埃里克斯的高中。

我依旧觉得过于保守，很多笑点高频率重复显得尴尬。

Jay夫妻吵架最后矛盾点在“声音大”显得很是牵强，同志一家，米切尔形象被压制，cam有些崩坏，也就是讨人厌。

最后一集才有正正当当的感情戏，很是不满。

三个家庭，三个孩子那家主体地位十分明显。

另外两家要迅速走一遍【争吵—升级—和解】一套流程，牺牲不好。

尤其是同志家。

第三集：搞笑效果出彩。

三个部分独立运行。

夫夫线由减肥到环保有点牵强，不过海边诉说真的很温馨。

夫夫由于是制造矛盾产生笑点，大部分剧情都是在争吵，永远的一分钟和好有点奇怪。

其他感情线也有相似问题。

佟湘玉环节75分。

第五集：主妇的crazy可以用顾家来拉回来。

而cam的drama越来越脱缰，他与莉莉的互动没有具体时间，莉莉又长一大截。

第六集：挖掘克莱尔的高中生活很不错！

三条线拉到一起。

加强亲情线。

很有突破的一集。